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Birthday Suit - Single

by The Kujo Kings

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I'm upstairs getting ready, now it's time to hurry, I'll be late. Dinner with the inlaws, gotta make them think that, I'm okay. My spirit starts to tremble, what is semi-formal, Anyway. Today is supposed to be an easy day for me, Now I've got no choice but to get out the door. For my birthday I wanna wear, Something that'll make you wanna stare. All my friends are joining the trend, I can't wait to get in my favourite birthday suit. Although outside it's nippy, time has come to strippy, Ain't no shame. The inlaws seem disgusted but they really wish they'd, Done the same. The party was a flop so why should I listen to, What they say? Although it needs an iron, you should really try on, Yours today Do do do do do do do, Come on everybody, it's a hoot. Don't offend, just join in the trend, You won't know if you don't try it, You don't even have to buy it, I can't wait to see you in your birthday suit.
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Last day of every month, I swear, My bank is empty and I just have to eat bread. Dust gathering; it's clear to see, The vacuum cleaner is an ancient memory. Shit hand-me-downs that no one wants; The only furniture that I can call my own. Freedom to do whatever I want, But there's no satisfaction - I'm alone (he's alone) In this dump I call my home (all alone) Where's my gun? Clean underwear, fresh Tupperware, Home cooking every night, I swear, It would be rad living with Mum and Dad. I'm still here (he's still here) In the land of month-old beer (month-old beer) Something died under the chair, If things don't improve, beware, That body could be me! No shitty chores, dickhead landlords, Weekly shopping that I can't afford. I cannot wait, this new life could be great! I'd pay my way, living with Mum and Dad. Hugs every day, living with Mum and Dad. Clean underwear, fresh Tupperware, Living with Mum and Dad.
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In downtown, there is a place where good people go. It's not like any other day with friends and foes. Mum, Dad, and all of the family; entry is free. The Friday Noodle Night Market is where I'll be - Killed by a gangster; cold-blooded while eating a pad Thai, Black bean is not for me. Although I couldn't swallow, I could taste that I'm glad I decided, To order takeaway - At the market in the city, Where the stir fry's extra gritty. Come try the special egg noodle Hokkien mee, You might just find yourself friendly new company. I found new company; that's where I went wrong, The Friday Noodle Night Market's Wesley Wonton. It wasn't my ambition to become an Asian delicacy, I always thought I'd be a dentist! Cut into tiny pieces, now I can see why they call it a Mie goreng - Because it's really "me" - At the market in the city, Getting cooked up, kinda shitty! Oriental summer noodle, At the market in the city.

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released September 21, 2018

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