I sat my driver’s licence test and passed it on the first attempt
I graduated with a bachelor’s degree in marketing
I play in a band, speak French, I cook and also have the best girlfriend
But then to top it off (what a guy!)
My greatest masterpiece (wait, there’s more?)
The best moment of my life was when I got a hundred on Flappy Bird
I found the cure for a terminal disease and met the queen
Carried the Aussie flag at the Olympic Games where I won gold
My face is on the front of every bus and all the magazines
I earn enough to feed a starving, poor country. And I do
The day I died, I went to heaven and God said, ‘You are the best
Son I have ever had but boy, your task has only just begun
So back you go and don’t return ‘til your top score reads ‘two, oh, oh’
Now here I am today (jobless bum!)
Lonely without a friend (on his phone!)
Trying so desperately (‘til you die!)
Won’t someone kill me now, this game is a fucking piece of shit!
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