Flying through the air without a care
Look to the horizon, a village there
I flap my wings and they beat with power
As I circle on down to devour
Humans are a food that I like most
From my mouth rains fire, the village is toast
I fly on down, I don’t have to be stealthy
I'm a dragon, I’m cool, and I'm wealthy
Let’s all get together, get on the wagon
Destroy our towns ‘cause we’re dragons
We’re just flying around, but don’t go laggin’
Try to keep up with the dragons
I've destroyed this town with one small toke
I blow it away, a ring of smoke
And those who’ve survived have all learned a lesson
If you wanna survive, you can’t be second guessin’
So they get together with their pals
The only way to win is be a dragon yourself
Come take a drag and let’s blow some smoke rings
So happy with how they look they start to sing
We don’t choose to be mean, so don’t be baggin’
This is the way of the dragons
Slowly, slowly, everyone starts to notice
The happy ones are the ones who are the smokers
Dragon cool, join in the hype
Just gather what burns and light the pipe
But I'm lazy, I don’t wanna bother
Why would I grow when I can buy it for a dollar?
More and more people become dragon cool
They fly around destroying towns and killing fools
All our gang is up here, so grab a fag and
Join in with your fellow dragons
Destroy our lungs ‘cause we’re dragons